7913852456 - Calibration Error v0.1

Calibration Error is a comedy/sci fi/smut story of science gone wrong. Hijinks ensue after an unlicensed, inadvisable experiment that leaves the main character in a body not quite normal. Is your friend Emily, the inventor of the machine, really trying her hardest to fix it? Will you manage to return to normal? Or maybe you'll end up having sex with anyone around you who breathes. The choice (as long as the choice is one I wrote in advance) is up to you!